Let me say this about that. As is the case with all guys, I like hot cars and hot women. But with my advanced age, minuscule savings account and marital status, I am relegated to simply ‘looking’ at both. But as the man says: “Just because I’m on a diet, doesn’t mean I can’t look at the menu.” […]
Let me say this about that. I am often amazed by how little most folks actually know about how things work in their lives. I don’t necessarily mean physical things like refrigerators, thermostats, or cell phones. I mean institutions like banks, insurance companies and the stock market. I know a number of guys who claim success investing […]
Let me say this about that. I, not unlike every other guy on the planet, could not define “menopause” if you held a gun to my head. We know it exists, we know that it’s bad, we know it can turn a perfectly normal female into a ‘Babbling Beelzebub Banshee Bitch’ for no apparent reason – […]
Let me say this about that. I’ll just come right out and say it. I’m overweight. To expand (pardon the pun) on that description, one could say that I’m rotund, ample, stout, generously proportioned, corpulent, full bodied, oversized, plump, gordo, prodigious, gravitationally complementary – or most simply, I’m a lard ass. I’m only six feet tall, but I’m […]
IQ test for Americans Let me say this about that. This is the year the federal government conducts our constitutionally mandated census. Tens of thousands of part-time workers will soon set about counting noses and asking all sorts of privacy-invading questions. An interesting exercise for sure, but I am proposing an even more beneficial […]
Let me say this about that. What is it about Walmart that attracts people? Why do people flock there in droves? Why do people go to Walmart without a clue as to what they are going to buy? What is it about this American institution that is so attractive to so many diverse age groups, […]
Let me say this about that. Now, anyone who knows me well knows that I am no fan of eating out. In my view, restaurants are places you go when 1) you have a wife that can’t cook, 2) you can’t cook, 3) you enjoy being demeaned by ‘actor wannabe’ waiters in ponytails, 4) you […]
Let me say this about that. Since my retirement, Mrs. Shambo and I have made a habit of spending at least one month/yr. outside the United States. It’s fun, it’s exciting and it’s educational. Just like the man who can’t “see the forest for the trees”, you really need to get out of America once in […]
