Let me say this about that. If we were to conduct an on-line poll to find the goofiest state in the union, Florida would win hands down. Not even the residents of California can compete with the daffy, dippy, ditzy, dopey citizens of the Sunshine State when it comes to irrational behavior. Is there any doubt […]
Let me say this about that. I was in Key West recently because I had been called for jury duty in Federal Court. Engineers usually are not popular choices as potential jurors because we have a tendency to employ a tool unknown in the legal profession – ‘Logic’. Logic is like ‘Kryptonite’ to a lawyer. Their view […]
( Please enjoy this Classic LMSTAT while Shambo is performing his civic duty and serving on Jury Duty this week.) Let me say this about that. During the years I lived outside the United States, I was often asked about daily life here in America. Some of these questions concerned trivial subjects like: “What exactly is […]
Let me say this about that. In yesterday’s blog, LMSTAT was pretty hard on the nation of Islam. Nothing personal. And just to prove it, today we’ll provide evidence that all organized religions are flawed in some ways by showcasing one that is popular here in the good ‘ol US of A – Christianity (go ahead and […]
Let me say this about that. During the years I lived outside the United States, I was often asked about daily life here in America. Some of these questions concerned trivial subjects like: “What exactly is a bar-b-que?”, “Do people in Texas really wear cowboy hats?”, or “Do Rednecks really have red necks?” Occasionally though, their […]
photobucket Let me say this about that. In January of this year, a 40 year old man drove his car into a minivan stopped at a Miami traffic light. The crash was so violent that it killed three small children in the back of the minivan and hospitalized their father. The driver that caused the […]
Let me say this about that. Question: What’s the difference between a young man and an old man? Answer: a young man still expects some justice in this world. OK, OK, some of you are going to call me a cynical old goat, but sometimes I get the same pleasure when bad things happen to […]
Let me say this about that. For those of you that have read this blog for a while, you know I am no fan of all the useless new laws that are passed every day in the U.S. There are thousands of new laws hitting the books each year, but it seems that the areas that really […]