Let me say this about that.  Ya know, sometimes the world can be a very dark place.  Wars, recessions, terrorism, debt, reality shows -  sometimes leave us wondering how we can simply make it through the day.  Ever wonder why so few old people have a fear of death?  It’s because they believe “….. well […]

Let me say this about that. I have been studying the current administration’s economic stimulus packages.  Not because I don’t have a life and have nothing better to do.  I am doing it because I have discovered a mathematical phenomenon that has been overlooked, not only by the general public, but by the Obama economic […]

Shambo is working on another planet today, so please enjoy a “Classic LMSTAT”!   Let me say this about that. OK.  I have a question.  Why do you need a license to have a dog, but you don’t need a license to have a kid?  Hmmmmmm. Why are we even required to have a license […]

Let me say this about that. You know, I kinda like being an old fart.  The level of expectation for people of my seniority is so low, that we can say or do just about anything and get away with it.  Cops don’t hassle me anymore – ‘why bother, the old guy will be dead […]

Let me say this about that. We homo sapiens are pretty proud of ourselves.  We’re at the top of the food chain, we are masters of our domain, and we have prehensile thumbs.  But, we are also self destructive bastards and are one of the few members of the animal kingdom that has no natural enemy other […]

Let me say this about that. OK.  I have a question.  Why do you need a license to have a dog, but you don’t need a license to have a kid?  Hmmmmmm. Why are we even required to have a license for a dog?  The best answer I could find came from the San Francisco […]