Let me say this about that. Ok, I’ll admit it. I’m a drinking man. In my little village, cocktail hour is that sacred time of day when you can kick-back, shoot the breeze with neighbors, and have an adult beverage of your choice. My drink of choice is what I call a “whitey”…..”whitey” is a contraction of the term “white-out”, an unfortunate side […]
Let me say this about that. There was a very disturbing article in the local newspaper a few days ago. It reported a nine year investigation by the Irish government into an organization accused of a long term reign of terror against children. The charges included ritual beatings, rape of small boys by adult men, rape of girls by adult women, […]
Let me say this about that. For those of us who have regular interaction with the airline industry, it’s hard to find a subject that invokes more raw contempt. Airlines, and the airports from which they operate, have no peer when it comes to creative ways to piss-off their customers. Customer dissatisfaction in this industry is so prevalent […]
Let me say this about that. Wanna have some fun and stir up a little excitement in the bargain? Stroll into any Afghanistan mosque during evening prayers and loudly proclaim “Osama Bin Laden slept with Jerry Falwell !!” There will be a fatwa slapped on your hairy butt quicker than you can say “Death To The Infidels !!”. […]
Let me say this about that. The older I get, the less I understand. I don’t accept things at face value like when I was younger. But the more I question, even everyday things, the more befuddled I become. Is it just me, or have you ever wondered how you look up a word in a Chinese dictionary? […]
Let me say this about that. OK. I have a question. Why do you need a license to have a dog, but you don’t need a license to have a kid? Hmmmmmm. Why are we even required to have a license for a dog? The best answer I could find came from the San Francisco […]
Let me say this about that. Americans love a good panic. The stock market is crashing!! The housing market is dead!! Terrorists aren’t putting their shoes through the X-ray machine!! A-Rod is a doper!! Brad dumped Jennifer !! Swine Flu is gonna kill us all!! Yeah, yeah….we’re all gonna go broke, and we’re all gonna […]
Let me say this about that. Someone please explain to me why it is customary for fans of some sports to remain totally silent while in other sports they can make as much noise as possible. Take tennis, for example. Prior to the serve, the fans are as quiet as a gaggle of dead mimes. If anyone so much […]
