Let me say this about that. Every so often, we hear a story that shakes our confidence that man is really at the top of the food chain. There was the recent news coverage of the lady in the Florida Keys who caused an accident while driving down the highway as she shaved her “coochie”. But hell, everyone living in […]
Let me say this about that. whine: [hwahyn, wahyn] – verb. To utter, in a nasal tone, unfounded complaints. To snivel in a peevish and self-pitying way. To accuse, without basis, someone else for one’s own self-created problems. They have been with us all our lives – WHINERS. In grammar school there was always some kid who […]
Let me say this about that. NASCAR fans get a lot of flack for being a bunch of ignorant, tobacco chewing, pick-up truck driving rednecks. I vehemently disagree !! In fact, I have devised an IQ test to measure the intelligence of NASCAR fans which I believe will lay to rest the reputation – for good […]
Let me say this about that. Americans are a sports-loving bunch. Show the average American guy a game that involves a ball and you can be sure of one thing … he’s gonna bet on it. Seriously, we love our sports and our interests vary widely from baseball to dog racing to figure skating to horse […]
photobucket Let me say this about that. Twenty years ago, I saw a cartoon in the newspaper that depicted a father scolding his son who he caught studying a mathematics text book. The caption read: “Put down that text book, go outside and practice your jump shot”. The point of the cartoon, of course, was a tongue-in-cheek […]
Let me say this about that. In order to write a successful blog, one must be fearless. Readable blog content cannot be diluted with political correctness, swayed by personal bias, nor shrink from controversy. In my LMSTAT blog, I have taken on some of the most powerful people and institutions in the world including the U.S. federal […]
Let me say this about that. It seems to me that there is nothing more un-American than something or someone that is given credit for excellence that is not based on actual performance. It’s unjust. It’s inequitable. It’s prejudicial. It’s malodorous. It’s abhorrent. And, it just pisses me off. Back last June, I wrote an […]
Let me say this about that. In 2001, the Writer’s Guild of America went on strike against network television. The strike lasted only for 22 days, but it forever changed TV entertainment. The writer’s union mistakenly believed that the drivel their membership pumped into D-list sitcoms was actually entertaining. It wasn’t. And during the strike, the “Reality Show” […]
Let me say this about that. Wanna have some fun and stir up a little excitement in the bargain? Stroll into any Afghanistan mosque during evening prayers and loudly proclaim “Osama Bin Laden slept with Jerry Falwell !!” There will be a fatwa slapped on your hairy butt quicker than you can say “Death To The Infidels !!”. […]