IQ test for Americans Let me say this about that. This is the year the federal government conducts our constitutionally mandated census. Tens of thousands of part-time workers will soon set about counting noses and asking all sorts of privacy-invading questions. An interesting exercise for sure, but I am proposing an even more beneficial […]
Let me say this about that. Since my retirement, Mrs. Shambo and I have made a habit of spending at least one month/yr. outside the United States. It’s fun, it’s exciting and it’s educational. Just like the man who can’t “see the forest for the trees”, you really need to get out of America once in […]
Let me say this about that. This is the time of the year when every newspaper columnist or TV talking-head lays out their predictions for the upcoming year. Or, as in the case of a new decade, the coming ten years. And, since most of the established print and broadcast media have the intelligence of fruit, […]
Let me say this about that. Shocking news was released in the latest issue of “Consumer Reports” magazine regarding one of America’s most common sources of protein – chicken. “Consumer Reports” has been testing chickens for bacteriological contamination since 1998 and reports it’s finding once per year. This year’s analysis consisted of testing 382 store-bought […]
Let me say this about that. One of the favorite topics for bloggers is the political scene. Bloggers seem to do a superior job of exposing the unjust, corrupt, ignorant, unethical, and wasteful output of our political system. The more established print and broadcast media must be a lot more evasive in their coverage because they are […]
Let me say this about that. I have been studying the current administration’s economic stimulus packages. Not because I don’t have a life and have nothing better to do. I am doing it because I have discovered a mathematical phenomenon that has been overlooked, not only by the general public, but by the Obama economic […]
Let me say this about that. OK OK. Call me a deviate. Call me a pervert. Call me a dirty ‘ol man, but I still have sexual fantasies about Sarah Palin. The woman is simply a ‘total bisquit’. If Palin had run as Bill Clinton’s Vice President, we would not have seen the man for […]
Shambo is working on another planet today, so please enjoy a “Classic LMSTAT”! Let me say this about that. OK. I have a question. Why do you need a license to have a dog, but you don’t need a license to have a kid? Hmmmmmm. Why are we even required to have a license […]
Let me say this about that. I, for one, believe the Obama administration is doing a bang-up job handling our economy. Their methodology is so simple, it’s a wonder no past administration had ever thought of it. The fundamental strategy is to give away money and “HOPE” that things will get better. The qualification for getting […]
Let me say this about that. I have a great deal of respect for our military. They live a tough demanding life, often in some hell-hole on the other side of the planet, and get paid diddley-squat. Oh yeah, there’s also that ‘getting-shot-at’ thing that can prove to be a detriment to following well meant instructions to ‘have-a-nice-day’. A […]
