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I, not unlike every other guy on the planet, could not define “menopause” if you held a gun to my head. We know it exists, we know that it’s bad, we know it can turn a perfectly normal female into a ‘Babbling Beelzebub Banshee Bitch’ for no apparent reason – we [...]
Let me say this about that.
I’ll just come right out and say it. I’m overweight. To expand (pardon the pun) on that description, one could say that I’m rotund, ample, stout, generously proportioned, corpulent, full bodied, oversized, plump, gordo, prodigious, gravitationally complementary – or most simply, I’m a lard ass. I’m only six feet tall, but I’m always [...]
(Happy New Year! Please enjoy this Classic LMSTAT while Shambo enjoys the Holidays!)
Let me say this about that.
When I first decided to do this blog, my friends advised me to ‘write about things you know’. Sounded like good advise to me, so I pondered a few days on numerous subjects upon which I fancied myself [...]
(Please enjoy this Classic LMSTAT while Shambo enjoys the Holidays!)
Let me say this about that.
Most Americans are pretty finicky about what they eat. Basically, we’re “meat & potatoes” oriented and sneer at anything exotic on our plate. Asian cuisine, however, is much more varied. When I lived in Asia, I was served such delicacies as cow [...]
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Shocking news was released in the latest issue of “Consumer Reports” magazine regarding one of America’s most common sources of protein – chicken. “Consumer Reports” has been testing chickens for bacteriological contamination since 1998 and reports it’s finding once per year. This year’s analysis consisted of testing 382 store-bought broilers purchased [...]
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I got sick of watching network news the other day, waiting for the college basketball scores and decided to try to find them on the internet.  It didn’t take long – and network news was still on so I busied myself with a little web surfing. I ran across a couple of websites [...]
Shambo was called to the White House, so please enjoy this classic LMSTAT! He’ll be back tomorrow.
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I am constantly amazed by the volume of prescription drug ads we are bombarded with every day. It appears that we Americans have become victims of a variety of diseases, conditions, and syndromes that [...]
Let me say this about that.
When I first decided to do this blog, my friends advised me to ‘write about things you know’. Sounded like good advise to me, so I pondered a few days on numerous subjects upon which I fancied myself an expert. Engineering, mathematics and logistics were certainly a possibility as I had [...]
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America is wallpapered in warning labels. A guy from another planet could beam-down to Earth and be forgiven if he believed that doing anything on this planet could be hazardous to one’s health. The really silly part of this ‘lawyer-propagated’ blemish on our culture is that we are ‘warned’ about [...]
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Just as with any other profession, out there somewhere is the world’s worst doctor. Now, with most professions, being the worst is merely an annoyance. Take car salesmen for example:
Car salesman: “Good morning sir. What can I do to get you to buy a car – today?”
Customer:Â “Do you have any [...]
